updates.

Watching: House MD
Reading: TFIOS (again)
Listening to: Beyoncé

vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

10 hours ago    reblog   at 21:25    220725 NOTES    via marauders-lover   © vvhaleshark

Harry Potter and the spells that you ought to know: Charms (insp), (insp).

captainofthejilyship:

This was long overdue

captainofthejilyship:

This was long overdue

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

11 hours ago    reblog   at 21:03    75618 NOTES    via wishesandwhiskey   © beverlyhilton
  • book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
  • book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
  • book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
  • book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
  • book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
  • book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
  • book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD
11 hours ago    reblog   at 21:02    74593 NOTES    via wishesandwhiskey   © roachpatrol

thesummersetsandparadisefears:

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

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tagged as: #tfios 
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gutsmanexe:

When my friends start typing NO in all uppercase at me I know I’ve done a good job

3 days ago    reblog   at 17:47    84987 NOTES    via teampetty   © heatcrashemboar