How I Met Your Other
F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful.
for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…
I can never not reblog this.
i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy
if you’re on the street and an old person smiles at you and you dont smile back there is something seriously wrong with you
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”
The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.
James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.
welcome to the english language
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?
Now I have.