updates.

Watching: The Office
Reading: n/a
Listening to: Bastille

driveshaftgroupie:

How I Met Your Other

tagged as: #lost cast  #bbs 
tagged as: #the office 

youreworththesacrifice:

bowariella:

yungswaqq:

F*ck reblogging half naked girls, this is beautiful

for all the people who think they wont find someone to love them, flaws and all…

I can never not reblog this.

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

5 hours ago    reblog   at 15:29    438446 NOTES    via need-a-new-url   © serpeterquill

crystallized-teardrops:

if you’re on the street and an old person smiles at you and you dont smile back there is something seriously wrong with you

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

5 hours ago    reblog   at 15:27    63527 NOTES    via jeeperscreech   © siderealscion

Some people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them,” I said.

5 hours ago    reblog   at 15:27    563 NOTES    via bearticeprior   © bearticeprior
tagged as: #tfios 

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

5 hours ago    reblog   at 15:26    456965 NOTES    via need-a-new-url   © natnovna

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.

5 hours ago    reblog   at 15:26    20198 NOTES    via deerlord   © prozdvoices